August 1, 2014

gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

(Source: seriousjizz, via punned)

August 1, 2014

I really hate in my line of work how people will say ‘but I just had a baby, I don’t have any money’. If you’re out making babies then you aren’t supposed to be a broke bitch! Really people, parenthood is a big fucking deal, don’t fucking do it if you can’t handle the expenses that come along with it. The welfare system is not designed to float your broke ass forever. /endrant

July 31, 2014
"Some people don’t notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them."

— Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

And those people are called ungrateful shits.

(via owlsarechill)

July 30, 2014

Anonymous said: Guys don't have tits. I'll show u my dick.

Question: Is this your lame attempt at disrespect or do you actually think women will want to have sex with you if you show them your dick?

July 30, 2014

Anonymous said: Show me ur tits

Well show me yours… oh wait, YA AINT GOT ANY!

July 30, 2014

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass, via jenbeezawwwzome)

July 30, 2014
cherry-and-also-bomb:

"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness" Kurt Vonnegut 
AVAILABLE HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/LemonsaltCrafts?ref=search_shop_redirect


EXCEPT THIS IS NOT A VONNEGUT QUOTE! It’s Iain Thomas. http://www.reddit.com/r/quotes/comments/1e6shu/hi_since_its_appeared_here_a_few_times_im_iain/

cherry-and-also-bomb:

"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness" Kurt Vonnegut 

  1. AVAILABLE HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/LemonsaltCrafts?ref=search_shop_redirect

EXCEPT THIS IS NOT A VONNEGUT QUOTE! It’s Iain Thomas. http://www.reddit.com/r/quotes/comments/1e6shu/hi_since_its_appeared_here_a_few_times_im_iain/

(via jenbeezawwwzome)

July 30, 2014
For real.

For real.

(via fairlyoddprincess)

July 30, 2014
humansofnewyork:

“Some aches and pains, but I’m enjoying being eighty. It’s not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. I underestimated the pleasures of an unstructured life.”

I hope I’m like this lady if I make it to 80.

humansofnewyork:

“Some aches and pains, but I’m enjoying being eighty. It’s not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. I underestimated the pleasures of an unstructured life.”

I hope I’m like this lady if I make it to 80.

July 30, 2014
humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?""Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives.""Why is that important?""It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?"
"Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives."
"Why is that important?"
"It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

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