August 26, 2014

cj-sewers:

pretty much every time im grumpy

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August 26, 2014
stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

can i marry u both? 

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

can i marry u both? 

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August 26, 2014
Turkish Künefe

cookism:

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Our perception of the world of desserts was irrevocably turned upside down when we tasted our first künefe. Who would’ve known (maybe besides the Turkish) that such a divine fusion of art and delicacy exists? The uber-crisp shreds of phyllo dough sandwich a strata of savory, stringy cheese, and the whole mishmash of textures is doused with the syrupy nectar of gods to create an unforgettable dessert, with every morsel an explosion of flavours and unspeakable sensations. We have created a recipe that, albeit not the most traditional, is one that we simply love. 

***PRINT RECIPE***

Ingredient:

For syrup:

  • 2 Cups of Sugar
  • 2 Cups of Water
  • 1 tbsp of Lemon Juice
  • 2 tsp of Orange Blossom Water


For Künefe:

  • 450g of Shredded Phyllo Dough
  • 300g of Shredded Unsalted Mozzarella
  • 1 Cup of Melted Unsalted Butter + extra for frying
  • 1/2 Cup of Milk
  • Ground Pistachios (to taste)

Makes 16 - 18 Künefe

Methods:image1. For the syrup, boil sugar and water in a large saucepan. Reduce the heat and allow it to simmer while adding in lemon juice and orange blossom water. Stir well and set aside to cool.imageimage2. Cut shredded phyllo dough into bits and loosen them slightly.imageimageimage3. Drizzle melted butter and milk onto the dough in batches and mix well with your hands until they are evenly incorporated. For large clumps, loosen them with your fingers.imageimage4. Using metals rings (about 8cm wide, 2 to 2.5cm thick), fill the bottom and sides with 2 heaped tablespoons of shredded phyllo dough. Slightly compress using the back of a spoon. Next, top up 2 heaped tablespoons of cheese, compress again and pack in with another 2 heaped tablespoons of shredded phyllo dough to seal in the cheese.image5. Heat up a large pan and add in some butter. Scoop up the künefe with a cake server and carefully placed it in the pan. Fry each side for 3 minutes or until golden brown. Remove metal rings along the way and transfer onto a serving plate.image6. Drizzle syrup and sprinkle ground pistachios to taste! Ready to dig in!image

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August 26, 2014
I’ma bake my work a cake one day…

I’ma bake my work a cake one day…

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August 23, 2014

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August 23, 2014

justmakemexscream:

equallyblessed:

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

"i didnt even understand what was wrong til the next year" lmaooooo

that was perfect oh my

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August 23, 2014
stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

yes.

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

yes.

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August 23, 2014

adamllanza said: Little boy of white race kills himself over blacks and hispanics bullying him, another girl nearly killed herself over fuckin blacks and hispanics calling her ''whitey'' and mocking her race, a dirty gang of blacks sodomize, burn and torture two whites, but nope, you and thedeathmerchant are apparently always right. There is no racism towards whites, ever.

dichotomized:

What is wrong with this bitch? I like how none of these stories have names or sources and she straight referred to one group of people as ‘a dirty gang of blacks’. Yes, let’s take these instances of crime and use them for our own racist agenda to make sweeping generalizations about poc. Guess she couldn’t help herself and is trying to stir shit up again on your blog. Yes, let’s obfuscate the real issue by whining that ‘HAY MY RACE GETS MADE FUN OF TOO’ when the majority of racism is against minorities by whites. 

August 16, 2014

I would believe in religious visions a lot more if they happened to atheists too.

August 16, 2014
"Thanks to my first love, I’m grateful for you. Grateful that even though it wasn’t what I hoped for and even though it was never enough, it was. Some things never are… and we were. I won’t forget you. I won’t forget the summer. I’ll remember who I was when I met you. I’ll remember who you were and how we’ve both changed and stayed the same."

— Frank Ocean 

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