you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?
i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it
I really hate in my line of work how people will say ‘but I just had a baby, I don’t have any money’. If you’re out making babies then you aren’t supposed to be a broke bitch! Really people, parenthood is a big fucking deal, don’t fucking do it if you can’t handle the expenses that come along with it. The welfare system is not designed to float your broke ass forever. /endrant
— Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)
And those people are called ungrateful shits.
Anonymous said: Guys don't have tits. I'll show u my dick.
Question: Is this your lame attempt at disrespect or do you actually think women will want to have sex with you if you show them your dick?
Anonymous said: Show me ur tits
Well show me yours… oh wait, YA AINT GOT ANY!
"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness" Kurt Vonnegut
EXCEPT THIS IS NOT A VONNEGUT QUOTE! It’s Iain Thomas. http://www.reddit.com/r/quotes/comments/1e6shu/hi_since_its_appeared_here_a_few_times_im_iain/
“Some aches and pains, but I’m enjoying being eighty. It’s not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. I underestimated the pleasures of an unstructured life.”
I hope I’m like this lady if I make it to 80.
"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?"
"Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives."
"Why is that important?"
"It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."
- Anonymous said:Hey. I just wanted to let you know that I was the first person to tell you that I thought a lot of your replies were too long and mostly filler. I was not the one who continued it. They went too far, it's a little ridiculous and frightening. I was simply stating my opinion on something that grinds my gears to see from time to time. Just felt as though I should clarify, they were not all from the same person.