October 2, 2014

October 1, 2014

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

very upsetting 

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September 30, 2014
Sometimes when you haven’t eaten and it’s 11 pm you need to just put kimchi on rice and call it a day.

Sometimes when you haven’t eaten and it’s 11 pm you need to just put kimchi on rice and call it a day.

September 30, 2014

Ah, sounds of growing up in New England with my hippie ma. 

(Source: Spotify)

September 30, 2014

(Source: Spotify)

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Filed under: bowie david bowie starman 
September 30, 2014

Think I’m gonna ride off into the night blasting some classic rock, it’s funny to be nostalgic for a time when I was just an egg. Now if only I could travel back to the 70’s and attend some absurd concerts. 

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Filed under: classic rock 
September 30, 2014

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

This is neat, my dad used to punch a tree with a rope around it when he did taekwondo back in Korea. I didn’t know about the microfracture thing.

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September 30, 2014
"In general, I think we need to move away from the premise that being a good person is a fixed immutable characteristic and shift towards seeing being good as a practice. And it is a practice that we carry out by engaging with our imperfections. We need to shift towards thinking that being a good person is like being a clean person. Being a clean person is something you maintain and work on every day.We don’t assume ‘I am a clean person therefore I don’t need to brush my teeth.’ When someone suggests to us that we have something stuck in our teeth we don’t say to them ‘What do you mean I have something stuck in my teeth—but I’m a clean person?!’"

Jay Smooth in his TED speech “how I learned to stop worrying and love discussing race” (via tropicanastasia)

Jay Smooth almost always a reblog

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Dude nailed it. We all need to work at being good. Even if we think we are.

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This applies to so much

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September 29, 2014

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

:falls over:

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September 29, 2014

princess-passion-flower:

scratchingpad:

I need safety goggles

so gentle

kidden, nice touch, only nice touches!

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September 29, 2014

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

Too bad they’re so strict about letting foreign people live in their country, I probably wouldn’t pass their chill test. :(

(Source: micdotcom, via fairlyoddprincess)

September 29, 2014

discovergreatbritain:

Time for tea!

Great places for afternoon tea

yis plz.

September 28, 2014

Anonymous said: Lol.

Smart girl, now keep being smart and shut the fuck up so I don’t have to publicly humiliate your ratchety ass. I will throw so much shade you won’t see the sun for days. Cunt. 

September 28, 2014
:cries: I’m going to Washington, be back whenev. 

:cries: I’m going to Washington, be back whenev. 

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Filed under: yaaaaaaaaas 
September 27, 2014

Anonymous said: You can see where your real eyelashes separate from your falsies in that make-up pic. If you're going to post pictures showing off your make-up "skillz" at least be good at it because it's embarrassing. Oh, and also you have like no eyelashes or eyebrows and it's kind of scary.

Oh Stephanie, please don’t make me publicly shame you because there’s so much bad to point out. So much. I could really rip you apart, please don’t make me do that. You’re not a bad bitch, you’re a weak, sloppy little ho and you are shit compared to me and you know it which is why you keep up this hater bullshit. Fuck off and fix your fuckin marriage and stop looking to me to blame for why you’re not happy with him/ or why he’s not happy with you anymore. You’re a sad, yucky little girl, please go away already. 

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